Pre-funk before your shooping for the holidays, at this year's Big Wood Wood Aged Festival, December 7th-10th. Presented by Brouwer’s Cafe.

Pre-funk before your shooping for the holidays, at this year's Big Wood Wood Aged Festival, December 7th-10th. Presented by Brouwer’s Cafe.

So how’s that Christmas shopping list coming along? Are you excited for another year of Hanukkah? Or are you one of those who’s channeling your inner Ebenezer Scrooge and getting yourself something this year? Brouwer’s Cafe doesn’t really care which holiday you sympathize with or if you’re selfish or not. Instead, they are welcome all this December 7th for their annual “Big Wood Wood Aged Beer Fest”

Assuming you’ve avoided putting your head into the gutter or only now coming up from the depths of adolescent humor, we have a list of beers we’d like you to see. For your benefit, we’ve organized the beers according to lowest to highest alcohol %, or as we like to call it “ok, maybe I’ll have one before that visit to the U-Village.” to “I really needed this!”

  • 5.3% [Untappd] Elliott Bay Ambrosia Kriek w/ Raspberries & Cherries
  • 5.5% [Untappd] Holy Mountain Volume 12 Golden Sour w/ Black Raspberries
  • 5.6% [Untappd] Rodenbach Alexander Foederbier w/ Sour Cherries
  • 5.9% [Untappd] Engine House #9 The Duel Raspberry & Cherry Sour Ale
  • 6.0% [Untappd] Hanssens Oude Lambic
  • 6.0% [Untappd] High Water West Meets East Bbl-Aged Golden w/ Kiwi & Kumquat
  • 6.0% [Untappd] Oud Beersel Bersalis Kadet Sour blend Sour Blonde Ale
  • 6.2% [Untappd] Birrificio Del Ducato/Drie Fonteinen Beersel Mattina
  • 6.3% [Untappd] Dirty Couch Plausibility Whiskey Bbl-Aged Sour Porter
  • 6.4% [Untappd] Cascade Cranberry Sour
  • 6.4% [Untappd] De Garde/ Jackie O’s With Friends Like These Oak-Aged Wild Ale
  • 6.5% [Untappd] Belching Beaver Smoldering Pirate Bbl-Aged Sour w/ Tropical Fruit
  • 6.5% [Untappd] Fort George/Finnriver Shady Grove Sour Cider & Saison Blend
  • 6.7% [Untappd] Goose Island Foudre Project Bbl-Aged Flanders Red Ale
  • 6.9% [Untappd] North Fork Electric Cherryland Belgian Style Sour Cherry Ale
  • 6.9% [Untappd] Urban Family Again & Again Oak-Fermented Saison w/ Grapes
  • 7.0% [Untappd] Finnriver Sour Plum Cyser ’16
  • 7.0% [Untappd] Little Beast Dream State Foeder-Aged Ale w/ Strawberries
  • 7.0% [Untappd] Lost Abbey Framboise de Amorosa Wine Bbl-Aged Raspberry Sour
  • 7.0% [Untappd] pFriem Flanders Red Sour Ale ’15
  • 7.1% [Untappd] Structures Carcosa Wine Bbl-Aged Raspberry Sour
  • 7.4% [Untappd] Alesong Cherry Parliament Pinot Noir Bbl-Aged Wild Red Ale
  • 7.5% [Untappd] Propolis Pi Strawberry Rhubarb Bbl-Aged Golden w/ Brett
  • 7.6% [Untappd] New Belgium Decennium Dark Sour Ale ‘15
  • 7.88% [Untappd] The Ale Apothecary JW Lees Bbl-Aged Loganberry La Tache Cask
  • 8.0% [Untappd] Mazama Barrel-Aged Sour Sunset
  • 8.0% [Untappd] Millstone Ciderberry Cider w/ Raspberries & Cranberries
  • 8.1% [Untappd] Trinity Damn, It Feels Good to be a Gangsta’ Dark Sour Ale
  • 9.0% [Untappd] Anderson Valley Grand Cru Port Bbl-Aged Sour Blend
  • 9.0% [Untappd] Boundary Bay Bretta Whiskey Fever ’16
  • 9.0% [Untappd] Telegraph Obscura Fortis ’14 Bbl-Aged Sour Belgian Strong Ale
  • 9.0% [Untappd] Standard Heschen Whiskey Bbl-Aged Imperial Stout
  • 9.2% [Untappd] Holy Mountain Bbl-Aged King’s Head Double Brown ‘16
  • 9.2% [Untappd] Logsdon Kriek Vier Bbl-Aged Sour Quad w/ Cherries
  • 9.3% [Untappd] Black Raven La Mort Rouge Wine Bbl-Aged Strong Dark ‘15
  • 9.5% [Untappd] Schneider Aventinus Cuvée Barrique Wine Bbl-Aged Doppelbock
  • 10.0% [Untappd] De Proef Préaris Grand Cru Maker’s Mark Bbl-Aged Quad ’15
  • 10.0% [Untappd] The Commons Bourbon Little Brother Bbl-Aged Quad ’16
  • 10.4% [Untappd] Stoup Rum Barrel-Aged Strong Dark
  • 10.5% Matchless Big Wood Bar Variant Imperial Stout
  • 10.8% [Untappd] Wander Foeder Phor Oak-Fermented Strong Dark w/ Cherries
  • 11.0% [Untappd] B.F.M. Abbaye De Saint Bon Chien
  • 11.0% [Untappd] Hair of the Dog Jim ’17 BBl-Aged American Strong Ale Blend
  • 11.0% [Untappd] Skookum Barrel Aged Breakfast Stout
  • 11.7% [Untappd] Founders Brewing CBS Maple Syrup-Bourbon Bbl-Aged Stout
  • 11.5% [Untappd] Alvinne/ Naparbier Gentleman Sour Oak-Aged Oud Bruin
  • 11.5% [Untappd] Crux Fermentation Project Tough Love Bbl-Aged Imp Stout
  • 11.7% [Untappd] Lagunitas Willet Whiskey Bbl-Aged Imperial Stout
  • 11.9% [Untappd] Three Magnets B.i.L. Barleywine Aged on Whiskey-Soaked Oak Chips
  • 12.0% [Untappd] Ecliptic Falling Asteroid Whiskey Bbl-Aged Imp. Porter w/ Cocoa
  • 12.5% [Untappd] Epic Brewing Big Bad Baptist 53 Bbl-Aged Imp Stout w/ Coffee
  • 13.4% [Untappd] Firestone Walker Stickee Monkee Bbl-Aged Central Coast Quad ‘15
  • 14.0% [Untappd] Fremont Coffee Cinnamon B-Bomb Bbl-Aged Winter Ale
  • 14.8% [Untappd] Mission Trail Fairyland Port Bbl-Aged Pluot Cider

In addition to the above draft menu, there will, of course, be food specials and more. Doors open at 11:00 am and the event will run until the last beer has been evacuated from the building! Brower's Cafe is located at 400 North 35th, in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood.